At a local Supermarket the sign says: "Please don't touch
the fish!" . . . Like the average person is going to start playing catch
with the Mako Shark while waiting for his turn as if he's at the
petting zoo.
You'll be a big hit with
the little woman when she gets in the car after you're through, never mind the
Rent-A-Car companies who have enough trouble trying to keep their tanks full
without having to fumigate their entire fleet every time people like "you" go
shopping while on vacation.
Picking up the sticky fruit with
your bare hands is a picnic compared to the ride home you'll experience using
your elbows, only because you were wondering, "Was that fish really fresh?"
