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EVEN MORE JOKES
EATING OUT
Customer to Waiter: "Is this Chow Mein fresh?"
Waiter: "But of course, Ma'am. The help loved it last night."
I walked into a local Chinese restaurant the other day where the kid behind the counter, approximately 18 years old, was making spareribs with one hand and holding a lit cigarette with the other.
Now, I'm as enthusiastic for authentic charcoal broiled flavor as the next guy, but this is stretching it a little too far!!
When I asked where the owner was I was told she was off that night.
IMAGINE WHAT YOU DON'T SEE IF THIS IS WHAT YOU DO SEE???
HEY KIDS!
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